I wrote you a letter.

Arse Full of Farts is a quote derived from James Joyce's dirty love letters. Any thread with Joyce as a topic, much like Plath and "Head in Oven" will inevitably include a mention.

My sweet little whorish Nora I did as you told me, you dirty little girl, and pulled myself off twice when I read your letter. I am delighted to see that you do like being fucked arseways. Yes, now I can remember that night when I fucked you for so long backwards. It was the dirtiest fucking I ever gave you, darling. My prick was stuck in you for hours, fucking in and out under your upturned rump. I felt your fat sweaty buttocks under my belly and saw your flushed face and mad eyes. At every fuck I gave you your shameless tongue came bursting out through your lips and if a gave you a bigger stronger fuck than usual, fat dirty farts came spluttering out of your backside. You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to fuck a farting woman when every fuck drives one out of her. I think I would know Nora's fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night. I hope Nora will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also.

A Little Back Story

The infamous letters, which contained the fart part and other scandalous disclosures, were found in an armoire in an Italian apartment formerly rented by Nora Joyce while her husband was abroad doing various idiotic stuff. Both were long dead by the time the letters were found.

Their first digitization and the subsequent spread of the scandal outside of close-knit Joycean academic circles, probably occurred sometime during the Newgroup or Mailing List eras. For many years was host to several excerpts from the letters, which introduced this fantastic author's fantastic perversions to far wider audience than before.

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